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DanC ( 73)
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Joined: 02 Dec 2004
Posts: 7103
United Kingdom
Yorkshire
| | Posted: Wed 01 Jul 2009 22:12 | |
In the absence of firm leadership and the lack of a strong male role model that you can follow unquestioning I have decided to become your king.
This is obviously going to entail a few changes to the running of the site, a few of which I will now outline....others will undoubtedly follow as you get into the swing of things.
1...Dictionaries will be installed into your browsers and spell check will remain on so that you can at least appear to be intelligent when you address me.
2...All music that you wish to upload will be sent to me first for approval, and if necessary amendment.
3...Mancini will learn other time signatures other than 4/4 maybe straying into the joys of 6/8 or the headiness of 7/4 (no doubt Chris Shaw could help him with this one if he can get that saxophone out of his butt for a moment)
4...Greenie will never use a P.A....it is after all not needed and some sort of damage limitation is needed
5...Beowulf will stay hiding under the stone where he belongs
6...CC will try at long last to be creative.
7...To all you newbies and lurkers you will introduce yourself to me and then I will present you to the forum, where so long as you are obedient and respectful you will be under my protection.
I realise that this is going to present challenges to some of you but you can be assured you will have my help in adjusting to the new regime.
I send you all my goodwill is this exciting new dawn for Dan C's musofinder
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'I have never understood a single bar of music in my life but I have felt it' ......... Igor Stravinsky
www.entropik.co.uk
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vermiliongui ()
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Joined: 18 Aug 2004
Posts: 99
United Kingdom
Staffordshire
| | Posted: Wed 01 Jul 2009 22:55 | |
Your wolf has a limp,,, lol
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Fraser_S ()
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Joined: 21 Dec 2007
Posts: 680
United Kingdom
Yorkshire
| | Posted: Wed 01 Jul 2009 23:29 | |
Hehe. |
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MarkS (12)
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Joined: 02 Nov 2004
Posts: 3067
United Kingdom
Gloucestershire
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cjwolf1985 (22)
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Joined: 08 Feb 2005
Posts: 2025
United Kingdom
Bolton
| | Posted: Thu 02 Jul 2009 13:03 | |
you can be intelligent without being good at spelling, I know people that are dyslexic that are really smart. |
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DanC (73)
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Joined: 02 Dec 2004
Posts: 7103
United Kingdom
Yorkshire
| | Posted: Thu 02 Jul 2009 14:45 | |
CJ...................Sense of humour bypasses are forbidden in the new improved Dan C's Musofinder
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'I have never understood a single bar of music in my life but I have felt it' ......... Igor Stravinsky
www.entropik.co.uk
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greeneyes (369)
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Joined: 19 Feb 2005
Posts: 6753
United Kingdom
Coventry
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DanC (73)
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Joined: 02 Dec 2004
Posts: 7103
United Kingdom
Yorkshire
| | Posted: Thu 02 Jul 2009 20:57 | |
Not as sore as that microphone was ...lol
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'I have never understood a single bar of music in my life but I have felt it' ......... Igor Stravinsky
www.entropik.co.uk
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Elaine (26)
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Joined: 18 Feb 2006
Posts: 1130
United Kingdom
Surrey woking
| | Posted: Thu 02 Jul 2009 23:29 | |
Oh thanks you lot now I have to come out of retirement, stage a coup in the name of the proletariat, take over the site and set up a committee to decide who will swill out the toilets, wipe down the worktops and teach our children (some will be automatically excluded by their lack of ability to wear a nice flared trouser or, indeed nostril)
By the time I've done all that, my beer will have got warm and I'll be of an age to like things like Emmerdale and wetting myself (that's already happening but no one says I have to like it) I get really narky about warm beer as well
THEN
after listening to all your woes in my healing yurt and polishing my pink sash I said PINK not orange ffs and leading a vocal chanting workshop (Lager Lager Lager)
meditating for the fifteenth time on whether I should give CJ his woolly hat back
making Pete dress as Merlin and Dan C as Gandalf
Mancini may, in the first episode to be our nemesis but then as the series goes on turn out Gene Hunt wise to be the incorruptible honest Quatro driving knight of honour and following all of this I'll have to stand in a field in a pair of khaki trousers which is a colour I don't favour -it washes me out and say
Do you think my bum looks big in these trousers?
But no you go ahead, think of yerselves and your setting up of a monarchy remember you will have to marry relatives....
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DanC (73)
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Joined: 02 Dec 2004
Posts: 7103
United Kingdom
Yorkshire
| | Posted: Thu 02 Jul 2009 23:39 | |
Damn.........that was pure class....................
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'I have never understood a single bar of music in my life but I have felt it' ......... Igor Stravinsky
www.entropik.co.uk
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Lemmyisgod (78)
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Joined: 28 Jul 2005
Posts: 14548
United Kingdom
Glasgow
| | Posted: Fri 03 Jul 2009 13:05 | |
I see Greeny still has some elevated ideas, LOL. She should be the Antichrist when I posted this she had 6666 posts. 
FCUK OFF he hinted.
www.musochat.co.uk
That's why it's "God Was Never On Your Side", you know, just sending out a message to people in case they still believe in God: Wrong! God is not gonna help you, God is not answering your prayers, you can pray all your life and you never get a ****ing thing. God is deaf, blind and stupid. I don't like the devil either, they can both get ****ed."
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