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Posted: Sat 06 Sep 2008 15:47

A little boy comes home from school, and upon finding his mum in the kitchen, he asks her " mum is god male or female ?" his mum being a moderate soul says " God is male and female"
The little lad then asks " Mum is god White or Black ?" upon which his mum replied " God is both Black and white"
"Oh" says the little boy," well then, is God straight or Queer ?" his mum was a little perplexed, but kept an indifferent tone, and replied " God is both Straight and Queer" At this the little lad looked more confused than ever, and he finally asked, " Mum , is Michael Jackson god?
Assumption is the mother of all fcuk ups

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Posted: Sat 06 Sep 2008 17:00
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